The Royal Tenenbaums Quotes

I never understood myself I never understood any of us. I wish I could tell you what to do I just can't. Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cementary? I'm very sorry for your loss. You’re mother was a terribly attractive woman. Oh, that's right. We got another body buried here. The past six days have been the best six days of probably my whole life. Immediately after making this statement, Royal realized that it was true.I've always been consider an asshole for about as long as I can remember. That's just my style. But I'd really feel blue if I didn't think you were going to forgive me. I don't think you're an asshole, Royal. I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch. Well, I really appreciate that. The Velvet Underground - Stephanie Says

Ah, shit man. Oh shit man. I'm gonna kill myself tomorrow. You poor sucker. You poor, washed up papa's boy. What the hell kind of way to act is that? He’s on drugs. You probably don't even know my middle name. That's a trick question, you don't have one. I didn't think so much of him at first. But now I get it. He's everything I'm not. Are you okey? Fuck do you care? We'll have to swing by her grave too. It's kind of a fuck you to the old man. We'll have to pull some strings to make that happen. I think that's terrible advice. Dad, you were never dying. ...but I'm gonna live. Dudley suffers from a rare disorder combining symptoms of amnesia, dyslexia, and color-blindness, with a highly acute sense of hearing.

Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't. That's the last time you put a knife in me! Y'hear me? I think we're just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Ritchie. Is it because of us? Well, of course, certain sacrifices had to be made as a result of having children. But heavens, no. You don't love me any more, do you? I do, kind of. I can't explain it right now. Have you met someone else? I couldn't even begin to think about knowing how to answer that question. Royal O'Reilly Tenenbaum 1932-2001 Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Wreckage Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship