Tuesday, June 1, 2010

The Darjeeling Limited Quotes

That sounds like bullshit to me. Obviously she's trying to sell us a vacum cleaner. I tried my hardest. I don't know what else to do. Stop including me. That's a terrible thing to say. Well I don't mean it to be. I really need someone to talk to right now and I feel like you might be very important to me in my life. Let's make an agreement. I want us to be completely open and say yes to everything. I only remember certain details, but from what I've been able to reconstruct, it was raining. I was going about 50 miles an hour as I went into a corner, did some wrong steering, wheels went out from me, and suddenly, "Whoo", skidded off the road. They did all the procedures exactly right, as a result of which I'm still alive. The Kinks - This Time Tomorrow

Let's go have a drink and smoke a cigarette. Let's take a look at the itinerary. Fuck the itinerary. I have to tell you that I support this relationship not working out. Let's update me, why do you ask that? Did you just fuck that Indian girl? Something just happened. I don't feel good about myself. I'm gonna pray to a different thing. We haven't located us yet. Maybe we could express ourselves more fully if we say it without words. We thing a snake might have gotten on board. Meet me on top of that thing out there. She's obviously suffered some kind of mental collapse. Is that dad’s car keys? Yes. You can’t just take dad’s stuff and use it for yourself as if it was yours.

I wonder if the three of us would've been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people. Look at these assholes. What is that supposed to mean? Do you want to go in the bathroom and smoke a cigarette with me? I really want to kiss you right now, can I? No. No? But we already did it... Can I say something. Wouldn't it be great if we heard a train go by in the distance? Not really. It'd probably be annoying. How is that supposed to make us feel? Tell 'em to go fuck themselves. There is so many things that we don't know about each other aren't there? Yes the past happened but it's over isn't it? Not for us. God Bless You and keep you with Mary's benevolent guidance in the light of Christ's enduring grace.

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